Welcome to The Church of UCAV

Let us pray.

Today we break-ith daily kill streaks, started wist the beginning of our match.

Mighty flying sword we draw upward toward sweaty palmed pilot.

Brought swift, unexpected ceasing.

May the deceased ever reply this acting upon them- “Bro” or “Bullshit” or “Hax”. As mouth fouled with thine Scrote.

In UCAV we pray amen.




The Church of UCAV is looking for a new Discord to call home. Stand by.

The Church of UCAV is always willing to help without asking for anything in return other than you be a decent human being to others as we have been to you.